


Grumble and smash your way to victory in this whimsically clever "polyomino-building" game for 1-4 golems like you.

Pick your Golem with unique starting position and asymmetric abilities

Simple mechanics with dynamic and engaging strategy


High Quality components including Neoprene Mats and Poliominos

Place Poliominos to build a better engine for your next dice roll!

Everyone knows that golems think they are the biggest, strongest hunks in the world. This wouldn't be a problem if it weren't for the other golems that think the same thing. The arguments that break out amongst them lack both logic and dignity. They consist mostly of grumbling, grunting, smashing, and body slamming, till there is nothing left but piles of rubble...
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Compete to be the "last Golem standing" in this whimsical game for 1-4 players.
The more you Grumble, the more powerful polyominos you can aquire to upgrade your grid. Assign your dice wisely so you can defeat other golems, defend yourself, and be the last Golem standing (King of the Mountain)...
